Then he follows SIMON'S CONTACT to the airport and calls JUDI DENCH. They STRUGGLE and eventually DANIEL stabs the guy. You could have even turned around and thwarted me.īlast! I knew I shouldn't have put so much effort into typing the characters into my phone while I was actively driving a car, solely so that I could send it the exact moment I stepped out into the camera's view! How did you find me? I was so slightly careful!Įr, you decided to send the text message in front of the only security camera in the club.

He then follows him to a BODYWORLDS exhibit.Ī Bodyworlds show? Are we trying to have the silliest set piece in a Bond movie or something? Because I don't think we can top 'fucking space'. Now I know Simon Abkarian is bad.ĭANIEL fucks SIMON'S WIFE and beats him in POKER, exactly what any covert secret agent would do. Wow, lucky for me this guy's phone and the country club security camera are synched up to the millisecond. He watches security tapes to find out who sent it. Wait, isn't this supposed to be the 'first' story in the series? Aren't you 70? Am I expected to believe that your character lives to be 120 or something?ĭANIEL traces a text message for SEBASTIEN to some country club. You're unstable and unpredictable - hardly double-oh caliber! Too bad I didn't realize this before making you one. I'm supposed to be chasing you? I thought my mission was to prevent this building from being finished. SEBASTIEN runs, requiring DANIEL to plow through a construction site, destroying everything in his path. You can't deny this sequel is trying to fool you ĭANIEL CRAIG joins forces with THE MOST INEPT SECRET AGENT EVER to follow SEBASTIEN FOUCAN. Brace yourself because this movie won't entertain you

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